It happened. I officially lost another boyfriend.
No, I didn’t misplace him. He’s not that kind of lost.
I left him in Denmark. I told him I didn’t want a long distance relationship.
And now, a month later the gravity of the situation has hit him.* He changed his status to single on facebook.
Everything has an expiration date.
I don’t know what I expected. That nobody was gonna get hurt, I think.
Ugh, I am such a bitch.
But whatever. We had a good run. It ended. Time to look to the future, I guess.
What I really want to do is watch Fight Club on repeat. But I'll settle for this video of Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing Lithium.
*A side-effect of being honest: You hurt people.
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Dr. James Pembry Md guide to cheering up after bad shit happens.
Step 1: Google image search "baby hippo." Nothing cheers me up like those little buggers.
Step 2: Repeat as needed.
Baby hippos are too cute! My roomie claims they'll jump on my leg and rip it off. But I don't buy that. They're entirely too precious.
And is currently doing homework while drinking beer. Yes. This is the college life.
Relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/nJcH4
So, you're single, drinking in your dorm and doing homework?
You're totally fitting in with American lifestyle.
@I also spiced it up by watching some Misfits. I know, I'm a rebel.
@Gap: The comments on that post are just priceless.
I try really hard...
/falls asleep mid-thought
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